Someone referred to Dan Bern as the Bob Dylan of the skateboard generation. I like that, it makes sense. I got this disc in the mail on April 8th. It was the day before the first round of the Masters. What does this have to do with anything you ask? Well the disc does begin with a song called "Tiger Woods." After watching the Masters that weekend I was wondering if Dan Bern wishes he could change the name of the song to "Mark OMeara." But I guess when you think about it "Tiger Woods" probably has a little more charisma to it.
Theres a touching song on the disc called "Oh Sister." Bob Dylan sang a song called "Oh Sister" too. However Dan Berns version is really about his sister whereas Bob Dylans version was about Joan Baez. And this gives me a lame segue into another Bern song called "Chick Singers." There are about eighteen chick singers that Bern mentions in this humorous song. Joan Baez however is not one of them.
Bern has his own theory of evolution on a song called "No Missing Link." His theory is something along the lines of E. T. mating with Cheetah. He doesnt quite say it like that though. Trust me when I tell you that youll want to turn this one down when grandmas in the room! "Different Worlds" is perhaps the most interesting song on the disc. Its a comparison between blacks and whites thats smartly written and thought provoking without being offensive to anyone. Dan Bern can be offensive when he wants to, just not in this song.
Theres a sad little song called "Monica" written about the tennis player Monica Seles. Bern remembers her being so alive and full of laughter. That of course was before some sicko stabbed her in the back. Shes never really been the same since. It would be nice to see her come back and kick Martina Hingis ass but thats probably wishful thinking.
There are twelve songs listed on the disc with the lyrics
printed inside. Oddly though, after the 12th cut theres a thirty second delay before one final song. Theres no mention of this song anywhere. I think the name of the song is "Suzanne." Im not sure if shes a tennis player or a chick singer. Maybe shes the missing link, who knows. Despite the Dylan comparisons I think if youre into say Warren Zevon youll really like Dan Bern.
- Bill Harriman
**** stars